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The secret of monkey island safe combination12/24/2023 ![]() You're staring on ten thousand are you, oh you foolish salesman. It's smooth talking son of a bitch Guybrush go time. And I know that you know that I want to sell it, so.Īlright, time to get my haggle on. Let's get down to brass tacks, shall we? I know you want it. I mean, who am I to judge right? If the storekeeper trusts you enough to give you a letter of credit. Hey, of course! Your credit's always good at Stans! I got credit from the storekeeper, will you take it? What kind of price range were you thinking of? ![]() That is, until someone makes me an offer. Mysterious disappearances? Very used? Monkeys? I am so there.Īnyway, this baby's mine now. Almost as mysterious as how this ship returned to Melee Island without a single human aboard. They set off, like many before to find the legendary Secret of Monkey Island! And, like many before, they disappeared forever. You see, the two previous owners of this ship were two adventurous pirates. and come back with anyone on board alive. The only ship to make it to Monkey Island. I've got JUST the boat for you! Walk this way. Have no fear! Every ship I sell is a bargain! But if you're looking for a real steal. I've got something for everyone! Come take a look around!Īlright, that second pool would be nice, but Tshirts and chickens aren't going to pay for all that crap, we're on a bit of a budget here. I knew you'd come back! Everybody does! You know WHY they come back? We better hurry, and maybe if we pray real hard, there'll be something left for us to buy. Stan said that the ships could go at any moment. Maybe if we beg him, he'll give us another chance. Okay, we have the credit, but we abandoned poor Stan to go get shitfaced. What could possibly be stockpiled in here? Tens of thousands of pieces of eight, retirement funds, spectacular island paradise tickets? We are so getting that rotating ballroom. Push once, pull four more times, push twice. AGAIN.Įhehe, time to steal an old man's savings. ![]() I guess I could hike all the way over there. Look I told you she doesn't want to see you. I'm looking for the swordmaster of Melée Island. How's that for what I want, motherfucker.īut instead, I think i'll just take your shit. until the bleeding finally, finally stops. And then the elephants will ride in on the unicycles and you won't know what the fuck until the screaming starts. ![]() What do I want? Well, what I'd quite like is to take this chicken here, and shove. Great, I've been beaten, insulted, fired out of a cannon into a post, thrown down a flight of stairs, mauled by a rabid yak, thrown into a lake tied to a block of solid crap i spent days casing the joint for, forcibly penetrated by fucking acrobatic clowns, screwed out of sexing the governor by a fucking ghost pirate dressed as a bald man, and now this dickwad is giving me shit. I'm a grog-swilling, foul-smelling pirate. Got it.Īlright, old man, I'm in no mood for your bullshit, lay some credit on me. What an interesting counter, I could look at this counter all day, yep, yessir. I'll get one of my notes and we'll fill it out. I'm interested in procuring a note of credit.Īll right. I just wanted to be a pirate, loot, pillage, sack, plunder some voluptuous wenches. I have to acquire some credit, to buy the ship from stan, to get to monkey island to save the hot governor who LeChuck kidnapped disguised as the sheriff who ate the cat that scared the rat that lived in the house that Guybrush built. I am never drinking that godawful green ooze again, and let us never speak of that fateful evening ever again.Īlright, what the fuck was I supposed to be doing.įuck, now I remember.
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